Kim Strips for Twits

Kim Kardashian decided to give a preview today in a bikini to all of her twitter followers to promote the Quick Trim Diet and one things for sure. Kim may be eating and working out but behind all of that "war paint" she is far from cute.

Vick Chokes Out Dallas Dog

Philly's sports fans have always had it rough and the reputation of the fans has always been hard to defend. This painter must not really care...

This mural is painted on the side of a tire shop in Allegheny in the Kensington section of Philadelphia. The guy titled the picture "die puppies die" after the Eagle's fight song "Fly Eagles Fly"

Truthfully, I find this disgusting and as an Eagles fan I must say that the group of individuals that do shit like this is the reason for so much hatred towards Philly. I understand where the painter was headed with the whole idea but Dog Fighting is serious and we need to support Vick's recovery not hinder or mock it.

We have a long road ahead of us both on and off the field...

Chris Breezy Gets It Easy

Chris Brown hit the Hollywood club scene Tuesday night, just hours after being sentenced to five years probation and six months of community service for beating the shit out of "assaulting" his ex-girlfriend Rihanna and already the media is giving him grief for doing so.

Brown was spotted at Guys and Dolls where supposedly he gave the crowd an impromptu of Michael Jackson's Dirty Diana after receiving his sentence just hours earlier for felony assault on Rihanna. Brown was warned to stay away from his ex for the next five years and an order keeping him 100ft away from her unless at industry functions where it is a 10ft minimum. Brown also was told to complete six months of his community service in VA where he will be cleaning graffiti, washing cars, and just lots of manual labor. He is also required to attend a year of Domestic Violence class.

One of the terms of Browns Probation was "abstain from the use of all alcoholic beverages and stay out of places where they are the chief item of sale." Which he clearly did not. But the judge is seeing this different. Sources state that although Brown's table ordered alcohol, Brown drank water and ate wings.

I think everyone should leave him alone. We all know that obviously he should not be enjoying alcohol since he is only 20 but we are all guilty of underage drinking. We should not judge Chris. He made a mistake but is an entertainer and partying comes with the territory. i think he will rebound and be a better person. Truthfully since he will be in Virginia more often maybe I will see him more? He does live down the street from me.

Tell me what you think...

Billy Mays Lives On!

Even though Billy Mays passed away a couple months ago he still lives on....via sticker. Billy Mays son, Billy III announced on his twitter page that he would be giving away free Billy stickers in memory of his father as a tribute to his father and it ended up turning into a nationwide craze. These stickers are popping up everywhere. Here are some pics...

As you can see Billy has the Billyberry, Workout Billy, Billy bottle, Welcome to school Billy, and many more.

I love Billy Mays! I hope everyone goes out and gets there stickers!!!!

The Creative Poodle

There are a lot of dog lovers in the world. Some show appreciation by putting nail polish on there nails, cute little sweaters in the winter, scarves around the neck, dog shows, and even put them in custom living spaces. Some may say that this is ridiculous and some may not. It all depends on your outlook and opinion of good taste. Then we have creative poodle grooming. Which I think is the most tasteless thing ever. Meet Cindy the poodle...

I don't see how people can do this to dogs? Tell me what you think.

Party in the USA

If you don't know already? I am a fan of Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana or whatever you may call this teen star. I think she is a great musician and role model for young girls as long as she doesn't take the Lindsey/Britney approach. Anyway, I was surfing the Internet recently and came across a video that is too hilarious for words. It is a group of fans who got together to make a music video for Miley Cyrus' new hit Party in the USA.

Check it out:




Miley even seemed to like it when she sent a tweet to her friend Perez Hilton earlier today.

"@perezhilton I am OBSESSED with this video! =] Lets make one!"

I really think this video is creative and fun. I hope everyone else enjoys and laughs as much as I did.

Paris Loves Her Pups!

If you are like me and a completely ridiculous fan of Paris Hilton's "My New BFF" on MTV then you probably got a glimpse of the amazing Mansion she has built for her dogs on last nights final episode.



Paris Hilton has built a two floor $325,000 miniature version of her mansion for her dogs, Tinkerbell, Marilyn Monroe, Prince Baby Bear, Harajuki, Dolce and Prada. This 300 sq. ft. Beverly Hills home has everything her lil pups need from copper gutters, clay-tile roof, central air, a balcony, a downstairs, a crystal chandelier and EVEN A CLOSET! The mansion has been furnished with faux designer doggie products from Jimmy Chew, Pawda, Sniffany & Co. and Chewy Vuitton.





Paris states that “It’s a miniature version of my house and I designed it with my interior Designer Faye Resnick.” I wanted it to be fun, cute, comfortable and beautiful. My friends just love it and think it’s so adorable and cool." She also told Life and Style Magazine that “They love lying on the balcony, playing in their backyard and hanging out on their living room furniture. They appreciate the house that Mommy built for them."

Miley Stalker Arrested Again!

Mark McLeod the Miley Cyruss Stalker that was arrested and released weeks ago was picked up last night again in Columbia County, GA and will be returned to Chatham County, GA today. Police from Tybee Island GA called authorities in Chatam county to have him apprehended. Mcleod was spotted in Tybee Island, where Miley is filming her new movie The Last Song. Mcleod claims that Miley communicates to him through her TV show, pictures and music and that the two can never be apart.





I think this guy is a total creep and the ironic part is he will be locked up in the same county she is filming?!?! I

In other news have you heard Miley's New single?




I hope Miley stays Safe and they keep creeps like that away!

Even Tigers Fart

So everyone is wondering? Did Tiger Woods really let it rip on the 18th hole in the Buick Open? No I am not talking about a golf ball but rather his flagellants. Tiger and Caddie Steve Williams are the only two who really knows who "dealt it" and the PGA is not loving any part of this shit show.

If you watch the video you can see Tiger's reaction after you hear what appears to be a fart. They are both laughing and smiling and Tiger even says "are you serious" at one point.



I love this video and think it is funny that Tiger has a sense of humor. Who knows it may be a new tactic?

PINKY!

Has anyone ever wanted to visit Italy? There are so many reasons! Culture, Food, Vatican, Alps, Pink Bunny.. Hold on!

A PINK BUNNY!?!?!?





Artist in Italy have erected a 200 foot wool bunny on an Italian mountainside for tourist to hike and or ski. The bunny will be available until 2025. Truthfully I think this is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen but I LOVE IT!

A Night at Halo

About two weeks ago I attended Halo DC's 5 year anniversary.

Ever since the 5 year anniversary event for Halo DC was announced I was on edge because the person hosting the event was JD Ordonez from MTVs Real World Brooklyn. After hearing JD would be the host I had to be in attendance since he is one of my favorite Real Worlders of all time! As the event got closer I heard there would be more Celebs/Reality Stars Showing up. So of course this made me more anxious!!! When the day finally came I was most definitely in attendance and oh did that night get crazy!

I arrived at the club around 7:45 and when I entered I decided to wander around on the bottom floor for a bit and get a couple drinks. My next stop was upstairs where the party was at. When I arrived upstairs I noticed my friend Chris Wiggins was over in the corner talking with some people so I made my way over and he introduced me to everyone. The person he introduced me to first was Crystal Waters who was definitely really cool. While mingling I noticed JD and went over to introduce myself. He was a really sweet guy and we talked about a variety of things from him working in FL at the Seaquarium to his many adventures since Real World Brooklyn. We must have talked for like 25 minutes until finally we exchanged info, took some pictures, and I went on to mingle more.

At this point it was around 8:30 and I noticed that the Real World DC's Erika, Callie, and Mike were in attendance. I did not approach any of them because I did not want to be a pest. While I was mingling with Ann (my date) and some friends, Callie approached us and we all started talking to her. She was telling us how she was working as a photographer for the Washington Blade. Since she was working and could not talk very much she mentioned very briefly how she was liking DC and the RWDC house and cast mates. She took a picture of all of us and we all chatted for a while and then I made my way over to get some food.

On my way to get some cheese and crackers I bumped into Mike and he noticed me right away and we started talking. He was telling me how he is doing in HRC and how there is a lot of drama in the house. Like always we talked about his passion for snowboarding and how he really feels about RWDC. He said he is on this show to make a change. He wants to show everyone that it is not about what you see but who you are. I asked him what he thought about everybodys reaction to him and another guy and he stated "I like guys now but in the end I want a wife and a white picket fence." Mike stated how he wants to move to DC when MTV finishes filming and he finishes school. He said he may even transfer to a college around here!!! I hope he does because truthfully he is the most REAL person on the show. While we were talking Erika came out of no where and literally pulled Mike from me and said "don't talk to the blogger". He looked at her and said to leave him alone. After her constant nagging and need for someone to care about her Mike told me he would be back later and we parted.

As I was walking away Erika grabbed me! She asked "why are you here." At this point I was fed up with her and told her very politely that "she doesn't need to flatter herself. I am not her for you but for friends and JD" She did not like my answer. She said then "why do you approach us?" I asked her if I ever approached her and she could say nothing? When she started to become more of a bitch I politely excused myself and went to mingle with my friends. Around 10 minutes later security asked me to leave for being a blogger? It was about 10:00 at this time.

I cooperated and went outside and called Beth. She said to "get my butt back in there" so I tried. I started making phone calls and all of a sudden JD came outside and said he heard what happened. We talked for a bit and he was not happy about the situation. Then Chris and Crystal came out and she told me how she loves that I blog and wanted me to blog about her one day!!! We continued to talk and after like 10 minutes Babak, the owner of the club and my new friend, came out and we spoke about the misunderstanding and he let me back in. When I arrived back in Beth arrived and we decided to have fun together. We took some pictures and had some drinks. We continued to talk with everyone and at around 1:00am I decided to leave.

I must say I had a wonderful time at Halo and I will definitely go back again. i also want to thank all of my friends for being there for me. I had a crazy time and loved every minute of it.

Here are some of the pics.

FREE CUPCAKES THIS FRIDAY DMV!!!!

Red Velvet Cupcakery will be giving away free mini cupcakes this Friday July 31 2009 for its Grand Opening at Tangysweet in Dupont Circle. The celebration begins at noon....Just in time for my sweet tooth to kick in!!!! The event lasts all day. Red Velvet will feature several cupcakes they are popular for including chocolate buttermilk, Devil's Food, Vanilla Bean, Southern Belle and so much more. So I encourage everyone to come out and try these delicious cupcakes!

Grade Your Sex

Out of all the ridiculous applications the iphone has this one by far tops the most ridiculous. There is a new app out for the iphone caleed Passion that grades your sex.

So here is how the application works. You are supposed to turn it on and put it on the bed and then have sex. It judges on what it hears and what it feels. First off, most girls do not go for a cell phone being anywhere near them when they are in that situation...even though there are the few who do so fellas if you try this application...ASK!. Second, this app is obviously not accurate so don't get a big head if you get a good score. You could probably shake it while watching porn and it would ace you. Third, if you have this application on your phone then you probably have confidence issues and need to get out more.

Here is the Video:



Obviously this is innacurate. There is no way that a phone can judge your sex without actually watching and observing multiple things......Where do people come up with this stuff?

Sex Toy for Dogs

Are you tired of your petting humping your leg and your companies legs? Are you tired of your neighbors German Shepard Spike trying to hump your lil' Pomeranian Fluffy?

Here is your solution. Petsmilling has recently released the "Doggie Sex Toy". It is a soft rubber toy that comes in three sizes (small, medium and large) and water-based lubricant to "increase the useful life of the doll. lmao!

I personally think this is hilarious! It is already awkward enough when your dog humps in front of guest at a family function or in front of friends or your friends but now it has a doll to do it with? HAHA!

Now I guess a lot of dogs in the world will be less mean/territorial/barking etc.. since they can get those sexual frustrations out?

RIP Jim Johnson

Yesterday, the Philadelphia Eagles Franchise lost someone who held our Defense together for the past 10 years.

Jim Johnson died from cancer yesterday at the age of 68 at the Hospital of the University of Pennsylvania after fighting Melanoma since he was first diagnosed back in 2001. This year was the worst for Johnson. In January right after the Eagles lost the NFC championship game to the Cardinals, the team announced a tumor in his spine.

Johnson was a tough guy even though his back pain forced him to coach the Eagles’ final two playoff games from the press box this year. Everyone could clearly see it affected him but he stayed strong. Because he had broken bones in his back he always traveled by scooter on the field. When asked about his condition he refereed to it as an "injury".

Johnson was named defensive coordinator in January 1999, just 11 days after Andy Reid was hired as head coach. Johnson impressed Reid after meeting him in the Pro Bowl and his performance in the 1997 season put him at the top of his list when he beat Reid’s Packers, then 8-2, in Indianapolis to the 0-10 Colts – and lost 41-38. Johnson’s Colts recorded three sacks and three turnovers. that is really impressive!

Johnson was an amazing coach and led the Eagles defense to become second in the league in sacks (390), tackles for loss (tied at 457), forced fumbles (159), red-zone touchdown efficiency (43.9 percent) and third-down efficiency (34.0 percent). Johnson's goal was to only allow 17 points allowed per game and he accomplished this with only allowing an average of 17.7 points a game which is forth fewest in the NFL!!!

This is truly a tragic event and Johnson will TRULY BE MISSED!!!

Some words by friends:

Andy Reid

"The Andy Reid regime here that’s taken place wouldn’t have been possible without Jim"

John Harbaugh

"I loved Jim Johnson. This is a sad day for so many people who were touched by this great man. Jim was a tremendous teacher of football and life."

Tom Coughlin

"It is a sad, very sad, day. ... He was an excellent, excellent defensive coach, and he trained others to be the same."

The new coach will be Sean McDermott. I hope everyone will pray for Jim Johnson. The pearly gates above have truly been blitz with a man that has done so much!

Duff is Looking HOT!!!

Hilary Duff is the new face of the Femme for DKNY Jeans Fall 2009! She has designed the line of jeans and has had very good input on the campaign. She said her inspiration was just "regular girls" walking down the streets of NY. I mean who doesn't like to people watch? Hillary will also be starring in Gossip Girl next season and her costar is already sporting these cute threads. The line will be mostly black denim, with items like strappy dresses, tissue tees and vinyl leggings rounding out the fall collection. Pieces range in price from $39 to $129 and are scheduled to hit racks in August. So Start saving girls!

Simpson+Romo=FAIL!!!

Wow! Jessica Simpson has not had it very easy lately after recently being dumped by Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo. A week earlier they were fighting in the car, and Romo pulled over in an IHOP parking lot, ordered her out, and drove off!!!!

Romo is such a D-bag! I wish everyone would see this? I am a fan of the EAGLES and I have already witnessed how bad he sucks in our final meeting of the 2008-2009 season in which the score was 44-6 Eagles. So obviously he sucks at relationships too. (Carrie now Jessica?)

His reasoning for the IHOP bail were "tensions built up over time" so when she said something in the car that rubbed him the wrong way he told her to get out and drove off! Is this guy serious? He was at the IHOP in Texas! That is like the perfect setup for some horror flick or crime of some sort! I don't care who you are, you never do that to a woman! EVER! To make things worse, now he only refers to her as "The whole mess"

I do feel bad for Jessica but, is she really as stupid as she appears to be in the public eye? I don't want to believe that but when you as a woman are putting your all in a relationship
($100,000 Speedboat as a gift!) and Romo just plays along....Do you NOT get a sign of some sort?!?!?!

I know this is hard on her and I can say one thing for sure. She has finally realized what kind of guys she has dated in the past and decided to stick with the same breed. Check out this pic I found of her making out with her new fling recently.

Obviously this is a joke but I had to make light of a crazy situation. In all I wish the best for Jessica and hope she finds the guy she deserves. As for Romo I cant stand him.

Doggie Butt Rap

So this I guess is the newest thing to hit the charts? You just grab some Stunn' Shades, slap them on your bitch's ass and you will definitely get some tail....



I want to try this with my Maltese! This is amazing! haha

Tampax Dance....

So Ladies. Are you getting Cramps,Tenderness,Bloating,Headaches,Swelling or even MOOD SWINGS?

Is it that time where you go to the store and end up buying a Ben and Jerry's Pint of ice cream, candy, and well yeah..... you know those things. According to Tampax you don't have to feel that way anymore with the....."TAMPAX DANCE!" lol

See for yourself....



Truthfully, if I were eating in a cafeteria and a girl did that. I would probably throw up on her.

Tell me what you think...

Bangin' Entrance

This video has been circling the web for about a five days now and has got a lot of people talking and rethinking there approach to "Walking down the aisle".

I personally think that this is amazing. Would I attempt this at my wedding? Probably not. However this is the funniest most creative thing I have seen in a while that has to do with weddings. Even with a bride that has no rhythm and all of the crazy...um...I guess you call them dance moves, from everyone else.

I will let you watch.




After watching this you have to agree. This is definetly ONE of a kind.