Simpson+Romo=FAIL!!!

Wow! Jessica Simpson has not had it very easy lately after recently being dumped by Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo. A week earlier they were fighting in the car, and Romo pulled over in an IHOP parking lot, ordered her out, and drove off!!!!

Romo is such a D-bag! I wish everyone would see this? I am a fan of the EAGLES and I have already witnessed how bad he sucks in our final meeting of the 2008-2009 season in which the score was 44-6 Eagles. So obviously he sucks at relationships too. (Carrie now Jessica?)

His reasoning for the IHOP bail were "tensions built up over time" so when she said something in the car that rubbed him the wrong way he told her to get out and drove off! Is this guy serious? He was at the IHOP in Texas! That is like the perfect setup for some horror flick or crime of some sort! I don't care who you are, you never do that to a woman! EVER! To make things worse, now he only refers to her as "The whole mess"

I do feel bad for Jessica but, is she really as stupid as she appears to be in the public eye? I don't want to believe that but when you as a woman are putting your all in a relationship
($100,000 Speedboat as a gift!) and Romo just plays along....Do you NOT get a sign of some sort?!?!?!

I know this is hard on her and I can say one thing for sure. She has finally realized what kind of guys she has dated in the past and decided to stick with the same breed. Check out this pic I found of her making out with her new fling recently.

Obviously this is a joke but I had to make light of a crazy situation. In all I wish the best for Jessica and hope she finds the guy she deserves. As for Romo I cant stand him.

Doggie Butt Rap

So this I guess is the newest thing to hit the charts? You just grab some Stunn' Shades, slap them on your bitch's ass and you will definitely get some tail....



I want to try this with my Maltese! This is amazing! haha

Tampax Dance....

So Ladies. Are you getting Cramps,Tenderness,Bloating,Headaches,Swelling or even MOOD SWINGS?

Is it that time where you go to the store and end up buying a Ben and Jerry's Pint of ice cream, candy, and well yeah..... you know those things. According to Tampax you don't have to feel that way anymore with the....."TAMPAX DANCE!" lol

See for yourself....



Truthfully, if I were eating in a cafeteria and a girl did that. I would probably throw up on her.

Tell me what you think...

Bangin' Entrance

This video has been circling the web for about a five days now and has got a lot of people talking and rethinking there approach to "Walking down the aisle".

I personally think that this is amazing. Would I attempt this at my wedding? Probably not. However this is the funniest most creative thing I have seen in a while that has to do with weddings. Even with a bride that has no rhythm and all of the crazy...um...I guess you call them dance moves, from everyone else.

I will let you watch.




After watching this you have to agree. This is definetly ONE of a kind.

Im Sorry....Really I Am

So even though he lives right down the street from me...literally. Chris Brown has finally released his Apology to Rihanna and his fans. I for one, understand a lot of what he is saying in this video. I believe that his lawyer did not want him to speak on it and that he has told Rihanna multiple times that he was sorry....Why else would they have been seen together after the incident??? I have watched the video multiple times and it is obvious that it is TelePrompted....He probably wrote it down before hand? The point is I believe he is sincere and I truthfully don't think he will do it again.

Everyone in America needs to remember that people make mistakes and they should not be judged for life based on those mistakes. Even though I do not condone domestic violence I believe that people do change and I believe Chris Brown is changing. I hope to hear more from him and I will continue to follow him.



Tell me what you think....

The Proposal...FML

OK guys. This is the most nerve wrecking, toe clinching, life turning action you will ever make. What is going through your mind? Are your palms sweaty? Is your stomach turning. Do you feel like you want to cry? Well what ever your feeling just look at these fools, laugh and you may want to rethink your approach....just a thought?

This is the ultimate FML situations....MARRIAGE PROPOSAL DENIAL!!!!

This was live at a basketball game and the commentators try and make it so much better....yeah right.



This was at the Family Party....Oooh that hurts!



This was at a concert and after this guy hypes it up O so much!



This one was Earlier today on Live Television and this guy just couldn't let it go.



Well whatever the reasons behind the denial no guy wants to go through this. But lets face it. It is hilarious to watch others go through.

Boycott Canada with Reality TV

Are these not the most adorable animals?

Over one and a quarter million seal pups have been clubbed or shot to death over the last four years during the annual Canadian seal slaughter.

In 2003, the Canadian government announced the largest seal quota in history with a 3 year Total Allowable Catch (TAC) of 975,000 harp seals. In addition the hooded seal TAC remained at 10,000 per year. This is a big problem considering the last time sealers killed this many seals (in the 1950s and 60s) the harp seal population was reduced by two thirds.

In 2001, an independent panel of veterinary experts performed post mortems on seal carcases at the hunt. In 42% of cases, they concluded that the seal did not show enough evidence of skull damage to guarantee unconsciousness at the time of skinning. That is, they could have literally been skinned alive. This is like skinning a human alive. The even worse part. 97% of the seals killed in the commercial seal hunt are less than 3 months old; the majority is under one month old. Think of your kids people!!! These pups have not even got a first swim/meal in!!!

This is so sad and I encourage everyone to join. (http://www.boycott-canada.com/index.htm)

On Tuesday July 21 2009 the Humane Society hosted an event for this cause at Policy restaurant in Washington DC and got a lot of important people to come out.

There were a lot of DCs top chefs some including Eric Ziebold, Michel Richard, Christopher Poteaux, Nora Pouillon, Robert Wiedmaier and Michelle Poteaux. We had drinks by Derek Brown and Todd Thrasher and wonderful music by DJ Josh Madden.

Even some Reality stars showed up.

(Pictured: My friend Leigha and Ann with Nigel)

-Nigel Barker, Photographer for Americas Next Top Model and also a spokesman for the event.

-Spike Mendelsohn, Top Chef

-Bethenny Frankel, Real Houswives of New York

The event started at 3:00pm with everyone taking pictures in front of the beautiful graffiti wall and followed by the chefs adding their red-paint hand prints and signatures to a white canvas which signified their support for the cause (I am told that this canvas will be at galleries across the city). Also there was great food, wonderful music and lots of free Alcohol.


At the event I was able to mingle with a lot of really cool people. There were a lot of businessman and woman along with celebs. Everyone was having a good time and then another guest who wasn't scheduled shows up.....You guessed it, Real World DC.


You knew it as soon as they arrived because as usual, the cameramen swarmed in and took over. The cast was well behaved and mingled nicely. Everyone from the cast attended except for Josh (who I believe was working). I did not make a point to interact with them because I was not there for them. However, I still looked out for them.


Ty was flirting with girls as usual and was very close and comfy on the couch with one girl in particular and they exchanged numbers. (Really???) This is a CHARITY EVENT!

The girls were flirtatious with DJ Josh Madden. Mostly Erika and Ashley.

Everyone else just mingled and like I said. I could have cared less what they were doing at the event. I was there for the Humane Society and my Friends.

I will say that when I was out on the back patio smoking a cigarette with my date for the event. Ty came outside and said "hey how have you been" to me he said "hello, I believe we met the other day" to my date (referring to lunch at Cosi). We talked with Ty for a bit until we were getting ready to leave and then Andrew walked out and was really happy to see me and came over. We spoke for a bit about how he is liking DC and then after a bit I decided to leave.

Overall, I was happy with how the cast acted at the event. I met a lot of really great people and had a blast with my friends. I got to support a great cause and see celebrities in the process. I also encourage everyone to visit Policy at one time or another and also support the cause to Boycott Canada.

Thank You to Humane Society and Boycott Canada for info Pict's.