Thursday, July 30, 2009
So here is how the application works. You are supposed to turn it on and put it on the bed and then have sex. It judges on what it hears and what it feels. First off, most girls do not go for a cell phone being anywhere near them when they are in that situation...even though there are the few who do so fellas if you try this application...ASK!. Second, this app is obviously not accurate so don't get a big head if you get a good score. You could probably shake it while watching porn and it would ace you. Third, if you have this application on your phone then you probably have confidence issues and need to get out more.
Here is the Video:
Obviously this is innacurate. There is no way that a phone can judge your sex without actually watching and observing multiple things......Where do people come up with this stuff?
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Yesterday, the Philadelphia Eagles Franchise lost someone who held our Defense together for the past 10 years.
Jim Johnson died from cancer yesterday at the age of 68 at the Hospital of the University of Pennsylvania after fighting Melanoma since he was first diagnosed back in 2001. This year was the worst for Johnson. In January right after the Eagles lost the NFC championship game to the Cardinals, the team announced a tumor in his spine.
Johnson was a tough guy even though his back pain forced him to coach the Eagles’ final two playoff games from the press box this year. Everyone could clearly see it affected him but he stayed strong. Because he had broken bones in his back he always traveled by scooter on the field. When asked about his condition he refereed to it as an "injury".
Johnson was named defensive coordinator in January 1999, just 11 days after Andy Reid was hired as head coach. Johnson impressed Reid after meeting him in the Pro Bowl and his performance in the 1997 season put him at the top of his list when he beat Reid’s Packers, then 8-2, in Indianapolis to the 0-10 Colts – and lost 41-38. Johnson’s Colts recorded three sacks and three turnovers. that is really impressive!
Johnson was an amazing coach and led the Eagles defense to become second in the league in sacks (390), tackles for loss (tied at 457), forced fumbles (159), red-zone touchdown efficiency (43.9 percent) and third-down efficiency (34.0 percent). Johnson's goal was to only allow 17 points allowed per game and he accomplished this with only allowing an average of 17.7 points a game which is forth fewest in the NFL!!!
This is truly a tragic event and Johnson will TRULY BE MISSED!!!
Some words by friends:
"The Andy Reid regime here that’s taken place wouldn’t have been possible without Jim"
"I loved Jim Johnson. This is a sad day for so many people who were touched by this great man. Jim was a tremendous teacher of football and life."
"It is a sad, very sad, day. ... He was an excellent, excellent defensive coach, and he trained others to be the same."
The new coach will be Sean McDermott. I hope everyone will pray for Jim Johnson. The pearly gates above have truly been blitz with a man that has done so much!
Monday, July 27, 2009
($100,000 Speedboat as a gift!) and Romo just plays along....Do you NOT get a sign of some sort?!?!?!
Is it that time where you go to the store and end up buying a Ben and Jerry's Pint of ice cream, candy, and well yeah..... you know those things. According to Tampax you don't have to feel that way anymore with the....."TAMPAX DANCE!" lol
See for yourself....
Truthfully, if I were eating in a cafeteria and a girl did that. I would probably throw up on her.
Tell me what you think...
Thursday, July 23, 2009
I personally think that this is amazing. Would I attempt this at my wedding? Probably not. However this is the funniest most creative thing I have seen in a while that has to do with weddings. Even with a bride that has no rhythm and all of the crazy...um...I guess you call them dance moves, from everyone else.
I will let you watch.
After watching this you have to agree. This is definetly ONE of a kind.
Everyone in America needs to remember that people make mistakes and they should not be judged for life based on those mistakes. Even though I do not condone domestic violence I believe that people do change and I believe Chris Brown is changing. I hope to hear more from him and I will continue to follow him.
Tell me what you think....
This is the ultimate FML situations....MARRIAGE PROPOSAL DENIAL!!!!
This was live at a basketball game and the commentators try and make it so much better....yeah right.
This was at the Family Party....Oooh that hurts!
This was at a concert and after this guy hypes it up O so much!
This one was Earlier today on Live Television and this guy just couldn't let it go.
Well whatever the reasons behind the denial no guy wants to go through this. But lets face it. It is hilarious to watch others go through.
In 2003, the Canadian government announced the largest seal quota in history with a 3 year Total Allowable Catch (TAC) of 975,000 harp seals. In addition the hooded seal TAC remained at 10,000 per year. This is a big problem considering the last time sealers killed this many seals (in the 1950s and 60s) the harp seal population was reduced by two thirds.
This is so sad and I encourage everyone to join. (http://www.boycott-canada.com/index.htm)
On Tuesday July 21 2009 the Humane Society hosted an event for this cause at Policy restaurant in Washington DC and got a lot of important people to come out.
There were a lot of DCs top chefs some including Eric Ziebold, Michel Richard, Christopher Poteaux, Nora Pouillon, Robert Wiedmaier and Michelle Poteaux. We had drinks by Derek Brown and Todd Thrasher and wonderful music by DJ Josh Madden.
At the event I was able to mingle with a lot of really cool people. There were a lot of businessman and woman along with celebs. Everyone was having a good time and then another guest who wasn't scheduled shows up.....You guessed it, Real World DC.
You knew it as soon as they arrived because as usual, the cameramen swarmed in and took over. The cast was well behaved and mingled nicely. Everyone from the cast attended except for Josh (who I believe was working). I did not make a point to interact with them because I was not there for them. However, I still looked out for them.
Ty was flirting with girls as usual and was very close and comfy on the couch with one girl in particular and they exchanged numbers. (Really???) This is a CHARITY EVENT!
The girls were flirtatious with DJ Josh Madden. Mostly Erika and Ashley.
Everyone else just mingled and like I said. I could have cared less what they were doing at the event. I was there for the Humane Society and my Friends.
I will say that when I was out on the back patio smoking a cigarette with my date for the event. Ty came outside and said "hey how have you been" to me he said "hello, I believe we met the other day" to my date (referring to lunch at Cosi). We talked with Ty for a bit until we were getting ready to leave and then Andrew walked out and was really happy to see me and came over. We spoke for a bit about how he is liking DC and then after a bit I decided to leave.
Overall, I was happy with how the cast acted at the event. I met a lot of really great people and had a blast with my friends. I got to support a great cause and see celebrities in the process. I also encourage everyone to visit Policy at one time or another and also support the cause to Boycott Canada.
Monday, July 20, 2009
You Surprised? I'm not.....America is so Prude!
Despite what everyone is saying about this being a foreign made commercial.....It was made in New York by a Brooklyn based Group.
It was actually not ever supposed to air. But they were really happy about the publicity. I would be too! Any publicity is good publicity...right? You watch and tell me?
I know a lot of people are mad that it is a "White Woman" giving a "Black Man" a supposed BJ but truthfully it is 2009 PEOPLE!!!! Get over it! We have a black President.
Racial Boundaries is not a reason for you to be mad.....I would be mad that I got only a 32 second blow job!!!
Thursday, July 16, 2009
After the contest we had some drinks and started dancing. We were on the floor in front of the stage and most of the cast was on the stage. We were not giving the cast much attention. We were there to have fun and if we could get some picts great. As I was dancing with Sara (my companion for the night) Emily noticed me on stage and pointed at me, said my name, and shook her finger like I shouldn't be dancing with Beth, Ashley and Sara. I laughed and ignored this and the next thing I knew she was breaking the dance between Sara and I and eventually dragging me on stage with her. We talked a lot while dancing and I must say she is really an awesome gal. We danced most of the night on and off whenever TY wasn't being jealous and or sticking his face up Ashley's dress (Beth's Companion).
Shout out to http://www.loveelizabethany.com/ for picts and videos.
Recently a man visiting New York from Germany came across something so disgusting, that if anyone else was put in the same situation they would not have responded as calm as he did....I know I wouldn't have.
After seeing this I completely want to check every piece of food I ever put in my mouth after seeing this. I cant even make a joke about this....
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Monday, July 13, 2009
Earlier in January she sued her plastic surgeon for putting her picture up on his website (without her permission) to promote his work. In the end she was awarded $564,555 in her settlement.
Work what your momma gave you girl!
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Now that Phelps is back in the spotlight Subway decided to embrace it with "Fresh Buzz" campaign. I personally think the ad is perfect. Subway is one of the best places to go when blazed and with the ad campaign of "$5 foot longs" it is heaven! I think everyone can agree to that. So now that Americas Stoner/Olympic Swimmer is back in good grace, I for one congratulate him. I hope he continues to shine. who knows maybe we will start seeing more stoner celebs on this campaign?
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
On move in day, not only were there bloggers and fans but, Lindsey from WUSA9 was there to report on everything. Her story was to show how social sites such as Twitter are influenced in the shooting of this TV show and to Welcome Real World DC. This is how MTV responded to my interview with Lindsey:
Later that night we went to BUCA and had some drinks. The RWDC cast was there and fighting over religion. Two girls swarmed in the bathroom as my friend Beth (loveelizabethany.com) was walking out at the time. The MTV camera crews and security completely denied anyone else after this in the bathrooms as long as they were filming....Can they do that?
After the restaurant we went back outside of the RWDC house where a small group of protesters were outside yelling about MTV not being "GREEN". I spoke with them for a minute and we started getting into debates. (they had no backing of there protest, I was rather amused) While I was debating with them, RWDC cast comes outside and we all start debating side by side. They were very peaceful and calm about everything. While this is going on I am talking to the cast members and getting to know them. There was a handstand contest with Elizabethany and TY, Mike and I were just talking about snowboarding and things like that, and I spoke with the girls and the rest of the guys as well. There were so many conversations. After the protesters figure out there idiots and leave, the RWDC cast gets ready to go out. They invited us and at this point everyone was tipsy (including me). As we were walking Erika gets into a shouting match with Elizabethany. She said she has seen the blogs and so on so forth. I missed a lot of this because I was up ahead with everyone else. When the drama started getting really bad TY approached me and we spoke and agreed that since it was RWDCs first night that we would let them chill together so we left.
Overall that day was amazing and I look forward to many more nights chilling with the RWDC cast.
If you want to keep up to date on RWDC, follow us all on Twitter. @ollignom, @luvelizabethany, @mikesica, @Realworlddcnewz.
Thursday, July 2, 2009
So here is the first of many interviews:
Everyone just doesnt understand. I will be in that house either hooking up, taking picts, or anything.
Don't forget to holla at luvelizabethany.com and streetroachpics.com. Also Holla at me on twitter.com/ollignom.